Commander Storvik, USS Murgatroid (storvik) wrote,
Commander Storvik, USS Murgatroid

Hair Apparent

I looked in the mirror again, and my hair color has gotten even lighter. Under normal circumstances, I would not be concerned about a change in my hair color. However, the whole point of this exercise is to impersonate Evil Storvik; and a change in hair color makes me look less, not more, like him. Doctor Mib Khan explained to me that he had used Hurrg DNA from Ifix as a basis for the Rapid-Gro™ formula, but that Hurrg fur seemed to have an unfortunate tendency to turn bright yellow when exposed to one of his standard retroviri.

Still, I was fortunate on two counts: first, that my hair color merely looked blond (so far, at least) rather than "bright canary metallic yellow"; and second, that hair color modification technology was centuries (if not millennia) old. I should be able to dye my hair back to the standard off-black shared by myself and my analog before we arrive at Deep Space Nine in the Bajor system.

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